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Gwyneth Paltrow Enters the Fitness Business
"What's with the pelvic indentations of Gwyn's pet troll?" -
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CONTEST: What Is Barack Obama Reading?
"I am pretty sure that book is Travels Along the Yellow River by I. P. Phreely. Please send me my $100!" -
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Ryan Philippe Gone Wild
"That is what you call editorial dyslexia. Nice catch Mattgnyc!" -
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Rob Pattinson and Annelyse: A Model Love?
"[quote=guiberger]THIS IS TOTALLY UNTRUE. SHE HAS NEVER BEEN TO LOS ANGELES! trust me, i'm her brother you probably saw Erin Wasson and though it was her, they look very alike.[/quote] Everybody's been to Los Angeles. I should know. I'm her gynecologist." -
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7. Jake Gyllenhaal
"What are all those little seagulls flapping around on his shirttail meant to symbolize? Or are those just splash stains?" -
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Tom Cruise Picks Up a Paparazzi
"I know what some of you are thinking: That this isn't the first time Tom Cruise picked up a man. He does seem to be pretty adept at giving a guy a lift." -
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Spencer Pratt: Mr. Neutrality
"Hey, wait. Did Lauren actually mention Spencer by name? All she did was ask: "What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart?" That could be almost anybody." -
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Kim Kardashian Denies Plastic Surgery
"[quote=dancodesigns]Didn't she get lipo one time on Keeping up with the Kardashians?[/quote] Lipo doesn't count as plastic surgery. If sucking fat was regarded as plastic surgery, then you'd have to say that all of Seth Rogan's girlfriends had plastic surgery." -
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Sienna Miller Is Out a Site
"Sienna Miller's charm is greater every day. And that Rosetta Millington should be thanking the skinny little tart. If not for Sienna, Rosetta might be carrying Balthazar's baby number five. By the way, Sienna Miller looks exactly like a woman I once broke up with because my wife is not as free thinking as she might be." -
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Sarah Palin Welcomes the 'SNL' Mockery
"Someone should ask Sarah Palin if her Tina Fey costume consisted of whatever she was wearing that day, and then a big scar down the side of her face." -
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Mario Lopez Keeps His Shirt On
"How is keeping his shirt on going to work out for Mario Lopez when he goes to the bath house?" -
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Alicia Keys: Homewrecker?
"Isn't Alicia Keys just too pretty and talented to be a home wrecker? In Alicia's case, isn't she just an upgrade?" -
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Hayden Panettiere's Making Out Okay
"That guy in the background in the sunglasses looks like he's gotten used to going home frustrated." -
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Fashion Week
"She's the American Keira Knightley." -
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Oft-Dropped Minnie Driver Drops One of Her Own
"She looks like she did a good job of getting rid of the baby weight. By the way, Minnie Driver looks just like a girl I once broke up with because there is such a thing as a DNA swab." -
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Eva Longoria Parker's Womb Mysteries
"She doesn't look any more pregnant than I do after half a cantaloupe and a quart of Mountain Dew. By the way, Eva Longoria-Parker looks just like a girl I once broke up with because every time she ate half a cantaloupe or drank a Mountain Dew, I would start praying that she wasn't pregnant. And God got tired of that. So He suggested I dump her."
53, Male
Los Angeles CA, US
Los Angeles CA, US
things about me
CELEBRITIES I'VE ENCOUNTERED: Richard Ramirez, Larry Flynt, Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, Morrissey
MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH WAS: Raquel Welch
CELEBRITIES I WANT TO DATE: Raquel Welch
CELEBRITIES I WANT TO MEET: Spencer Pratt
MORE ABOUT ME: I am easily impressed.
